Developer: ATARI INC. Publisher: ATARI INC.

Release Date: June 11th 1982 Platform: ATARI 2600

Some people have told me that this retro-review is redundant, that anyone who knows video games knows exactly what I’m going to write before I write it. And they’re right.

But they can kiss my ass regardless. Just like the people who coded this atrocity of a ‘video game’.

And since everybody seems to know what I’m gonna write you can just go ahead and fill out the rest of this introduction in your little pointy skulls.

Dicks.

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