You may or may not know this, but today is the official Day of the Ninja. What does this mean? Well, basically you have carte blanche to act like a complete jackass to your coworkers and avoid all reprecussion because of the holiday. I stumbled across this last year and marked the date. Today at work, I decided to employ my own Ninja like activities. Instead of conducting experiments, I decided to make throwing stars of computer paper and throw them across the lab. I also took some dry ice and deliberately spilled it so I could walk out of the room in a smoky exeunt. Turns out, I violated just about every safety protocol we have. When I told my manager what day it was, he looked at me like I had a dick drawn squarely on my head. Either way, if you plan to implore your yearly right to be a ninja, make sure everyone knows ahead of time. Just in case you missed today, feel free to extend the holiday until tomorrow. Ninjas are never early or late; they are always on time.