Gamer Uses Samurai Sword to Kill Burgular; Ranks Up to Ninja Master

Sword of a Thousand Truths

If you were to rob a bunch of college kids in the middle of the night, what would you think you would encounter? Most likely a bunch of guys passed out drunk. As you sneak into their house to steal whatever isn’t tied down, you are fucking pwned by a pissed off gamer with a samurai sword. Turns out, a burglar has hit these guys before and stole their PS3’s and laptops. The crook who was slain has a history of breaking and entering, so you can’t assume it was not the same guy coming back for more shit.

This is not going to turn into one of those “gamers kill people because they played GTA for a few hours” stories. These were college kids at Johns Hopkins which is basically an Ivy League school. I’m not saying games drove these kids to kill people, but a few hours of Ninja Gaiden might not be a bad thing every now and then.

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The Australian Men Caught Smuggling Ecstasy Pills in PS3

If Fosters’ is Australian for beer, then what is Australian for jackass? 3 men were arrested yesterday down under when their PS3 and one game case contained 3400 hits of Ecstasy.  Not sure how they do prison down there, but word is these guys are looking at life. Most likely in a federal “pound me in the ass” prison. Not really sure how they got nabbed, but they are in the deepest of shit. They were all 18-20 yrs old. Worst. Decision. Ever.

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