Welcome to Steve’s Travel Tips. Today’s lesson is about mouthing off to locals in a bar in a foreign country. Contrary to popular belief, most local people in any country, will not take the shit of wealthy travelers who are shitfaced. You can tell the waiter at Sandals Resort to go fuck himself. You can’t tell the waiter at “Random Thai Hole in the Wall Bar” to go fuck himself.

English Man Brutally Knocked Out In Bangkok Bar – Watch more Funny Videos

Hey everyone. Hope the weekend was fun. My softball team won the Staten Island championship and I am feelin’ good. Hopefully this video will make you as happy as I am. Watch as John Q. Jerkoff attempts to look cool on a mini tramp. You’ll never guess what happens next.

Painful Gymnastics Trampoline Fail – Watch more Funny Videos

The recent talks of a Universal Health Care plan have spawned much debate among Americans from all walks of life. I do not believe that everyone should be granted free health care for reasons like this. If a 4 yr old kid wakes up one day with Leukemia, he absolutely should get the best care the government can provide. On the contrary, if one dumbass lets his buddy smack him in the face for shits and gigs, I am not paying a red fucking cent.

Kid Breaks Friend’s Jaw With Nunchucks – Watch more Funny Videos

Guns don’t kill people. Adults who let their 6 yr old go shooting kill people. Spare me the semantics of teaching a young child the tenets of gun safety. The safest way to not have your kid shoot himself or someone else by accident or design is to not give them a weapon.

Little Kid at a Shooting Range – Watch more Funny Videos

You think your week is off to a bad start (especially if you are a Boston Red Sox fan; Boston Massacre 2.0 biatch), imagine explaining this one. “Yeah, so you know how we had 10,000 beer bottles ready to be shipped out… We have slightly less.  How many, well, um… about 2000.  Okay… I’ll show myself out.”

Operator Drops 2000 Beer Bottles – Watch more Funny Videos

How do I reach these keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds?

You dick around in my class, this is what happens. This shit wouldn’t stand in America. That’s why our SATs suck so much balls.

Professor Nails Class Clown – Watch more Funny Videos

Liu Kang meet Liu Fail. I have a problem with people who tape themselves doing ordinary things. If you are going to move inanimate objects with your mind, by all means, share it with the world. If you are going to practice martial arts and knock yourself out with nunchucks, maybe turn the camera off Bruce Douche.

Nunchuck Fail – Watch more Funny Videos

I have 3 questions. 1. Who fucking plays DDR on their computer? 2. Who gets so mad that they blame the monitor for it? 3. Who the fuck tapes themselves playing DDR?

Answer to all 3? A giant douche bag.

DDR Gamer Smashes PC Monitor – Watch more Funny Videos

I have never ridden a snowmobile before and I would like to try. They are like mini-tanks that drive on snow. Sort of like half tank, half excitebike. Would either of these work well on water? No, they wouldn’t. What would make you believe that a snowmobile would? Exactly. Enter this jerkoff.

Epic Snowmobile Fail Into Lake – Watch more Funny Videos

This just in. Electricity affects blond chicks who are dubious to their surroundings. To answer you question sweetie, everyone is laughing because you electrocuted yourself then fell down and asked why we are laughing.

Invisible Fence Shocks Hot Chick – Watch more Funny Videos