Speechless. Like Randal in Clerks 2 when he learns of Pillowpants, I’m speechless. Just watch. If you never visit this site again, do me one favor, watch this. Make sure you watch until the end. I think I need to go on a Spirit Quest. I’ll be back, don’t know when. Pray.
Here is a logic puzzle for you on this Monday mid-afternoon. If the dog is man’s best friend, then what is the arch nemesis of the cat? The answer? The full length mirror.
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The price of gas is going down and this is allowing more and more people to drive. There are some people who should not be allowed to drive, such as this lady. Worst trip to the convenience store for a 12 pack of beer ever.
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If you didn’t know that tomorrow is election day, its a sign that you’re on too much meth. Chris Berman is doing an interview with both candidates tonight during halftime of the football game on ESPN. Why, no one knows. Here is a classic Berman freak out spliced with some Obama. Berman losing it FTW.
I am not a regular viewer of Indian television, but I should be if this is what happens on game shows. Warning: There is some foul language and maybe the funniest exchange between a game show host and a contestant I have ever seen. If this doesn’t brighten up your day, then there is no hope.
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It’s time for a montage. Madden Monday montage. Drunken ambulance taking out half of the players on the field montage. Always fade out in a montage…
Its no doubt that you probably wish it was still the weekend. I know, I know. If this can’t break you out of that Monday funk, nothing will. Its only a matter of time before this dance takes over the world. Its not a question of if, but of when.
Yeah, Monday came and went. I’m sorry if I let you down. Here is a funny Wii spoof of a dude watching his girlfriend play Wii Tennis. Next stop, Boner Country. Enjoy.
Bruce Springsteen has God like status in NJ and has been called the epitome of cool. Then there is this video. Remember that cheesy 80’s video of Dancing in the Dark when Courtney Cox comes out of the crowd and dances with the Boss? Yeah, he had to rehearse that. We bring that tape to you. If life was a RPG, he would have just been hit with a -100 HP for something.
I don’t care that its Tuesday, its Macho Man Monday here at Loot Ninja. What better way to celebrate this glorious day than with a Macho Man Montage. Prepare to have your life changed dramatically.
