As of January 1, 2008, we began using a 10 point review scale, instead of our previous 5 point scale. We will not be changing our review scores prior to this date, but you can just multiply by 2 and get the new score if you want

This is the breakdown of the Loot Ninja Scoring Rubric for our gaming reviews.

1. Illegal: The fact someone got paid for this is a sin against man.
2. Horrible: I can’t believe this was approved.
3. Painful: A good idea gone very wrong.
4. Bad: Some things work but most don’t.
5. Passable: Must be a huge fan of the series to even read the box, otherwise forget it.
6. Decent: Game doesn’t suck, but sure as hell doesn’t rock. Rent it at your own risk.
7. Good: If you really like the genre and/or characters, give a go. This is the line between buying and renting.
8. Very Good: Strong title and one of the best in its class.
9. Superb: Not quite a home run, but a game that you need to buy. A killer app indeed.
10. Outstanding: The pinnacle of perfection. A rare title indeed.

This is the old scoring system, just so you’re aware:

1. Someone got paid to make this and they walk the streets a free man.
2. Only rent if you are a huge fan of the genre otherwise keep walking.
3. Strong recommended rental, if not buy depending on the lasting appeal and multiplayer.
4. Very good game and should pick this one up as soon as you can. This game will provide good times for awhile.
5. This is a must have plain and simple. Pick up a case of beer, some beef jerky, and lock your door. Its magic time.

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