Gamer Uses Samurai Sword to Kill Burgular; Ranks Up to Ninja Master

Sword of a Thousand Truths

If you were to rob a bunch of college kids in the middle of the night, what would you think you would encounter? Most likely a bunch of guys passed out drunk. As you sneak into their house to steal whatever isn’t tied down, you are fucking pwned by a pissed off gamer with a samurai sword. Turns out, a burglar has hit these guys before and stole their PS3’s and laptops. The crook who was slain has a history of breaking and entering, so you can’t assume it was not the same guy coming back for more shit.

This is not going to turn into one of those “gamers kill people because they played GTA for a few hours” stories. These were college kids at Johns Hopkins which is basically an Ivy League school. I’m not saying games drove these kids to kill people, but a few hours of Ninja Gaiden might not be a bad thing every now and then.

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  1. I have to say, that’s the risk he takes for stealing. Guess he used his last “life”. No respawns.

  2. I hate people that steal. My cousin moved to Orlando to go to college just a few weeks ago, and his pad got robbed literally 2wks after he moved there. TV stolen, and PS3 too.

    The “You earned it, but I deserve to have it” attitude is all too prevalent in todays society. I say bravo to the samurai. If anyone tried to break into my house, you’d get slapchopped too.

  3. El Nosdivad

    ROFL @ Merrie!!! No respawns…. classic!

  4. chad

    ivy league people always ge away with murder. they got an unofficial liscense to kill an do whatever they want…. maybe the nigga that broke in was tryin 2 feed his family

  5. chad

    i bet if an african american in the same circumstances as thes kids happened. he’d be put 2 the death penalty.

  6. Zeenon

    Oh honestly Chad, he was not feeding his family by stealing; it’s not difficult to get on food stamps. Some people are always looking to blame others for their own personal or group failures.

  7. chad

    do you knowthat nigga? maybe he was feeding his crew than. plus i dont care bout the thief im just sayin the only reason the dude who murdered him got off scott free was because they were white kids at an ivy league school

  8. El Nosdivad

    Jeez… I just heard where this dude may be charged with murder. That’s freakin’ ridiculous! Somebody breaks into my house, they’re gonna find out what 12 gauge buckshot tastes like.

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