We here at Loot Ninja play our games hard! We ride our victims into the ground, we demoralize them with ball gags, rope and other various items. We humiliate them and teach them who’s their daddy, then move on to the next unsuspecting victim. After a hard day of killin’ we like to sit back in our chairs, un-tie the top of our sweatpants, and let some fresh air in. Killin’ is hard work, but we also like the softer side of our gaming consoles. You know what I’m talking about right? The soft glow of that magical power button, or the look of that black slit with loads of fun just on the other side? You getting warmed up or excited yet? Well good! Because now I want you to think about a 90 year old tran-sexual named “Candy” with irritable bowel syndrome going to the bathroom. That should have fixed that excited feeling. If not, you might need to get checked out.
Japanese gamers will get a leg up (pun intended) and will be able to enjoy both sides of their console now with their PS3 being able to download and stream HD quality 1080p porn. An organization called Digital Media Mart is using Blu-Ray technology to stream movies, TV shows and anime to our Sony consoles across the Western pond. The ability to do so comes from a DMM.TV labeled disc (which is similar to those found in set top boxes) which contains an application for the PS3 to browse, download, and stream the online DMM archive. Currently the service only works on Japanese PS3’s, but DMM is looking to bring the service to all hard-disk equipped Blu-ray players.
Why is it that Japanese gamers get all of the cool stuff? Why do we live in such an uptight America where I have to put shoes on to go to the XXX store? Why can’t I get my porn on my gaming console? I really need to catch up on my Big Sausage Pizza seasons! Come ON!
For many it is very hard to accept that adults also play console games. Console games are not just for children. Many games are beyond their comprehension . Of course they can race cars, but can they form a strategy of how to play a mission which involves shooting, perhaps doing so without being detected? It is very hard, because the majority kids like simply like games which do not too much thinking; and kids which have grown – are adults now they are not go around playing games like Shrek etc. They will play games which have adult themes. The uptight conservative people will not like such games around but those who not adhere such thinking would prefer playing such games.
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