Ladies and gentlemen, I have a problem. No, not that problem, the other problem. No the OTHER problem. Know what?! Stop guessing, it’s starting to piss me off. Anyways. I cannot seem to stop playing GTA:Chinatown Wars. I’ve concluded the storyline – I’ve found most of the secret items sans one golden lion. So what the hell is my problem?! I’m not gonna tell you in the first sentence. What’s the fun in that?!

Drugs. Video game drugs. I can’t get enough of them. I need help. I get all itchy when I can’t get my hands on them. I’m addicted. For the first couple of days I didn’t really get into the drug trade simulator. The second I got my feet wet however, I couldn’t stop. It’s not like I’m even doing anything with the money, I bought a couple Rhinos to wreak havoc with, but seeing as how you can’t fit one in a garage you can only do so much. I have just about all of the hideouts. I don’t go around buying food or guns or those odd scratch off tickets. I just get the money and there it is.

So why do I do these things? Maybe it’s my OCD. I buy as many drugs as possible regardless of my potential loss/profit. I just buy and buy until all my monies are gone. Then I tool around and shoot people until I find a dealer that’s willing to pay above and beyond for what I have until I have amassed enough money to start all over again. That’s it. I just can’t stop. The only other things I have to look forward to are the secret Xin missions, maybe a few more cars.

But that might take a while. I just got a call from a guy in Bohan who’s gonna pay me big time for my Cocaine – of which I have 347 units. I can only hold 50 items in my bag so I gotta get ready for multiple trips. I wonder if there is any way to get a bigger bag. Suggestions? Anyone?

Meh?!