I’ve always wanted to be the guy who “needs no introductions”, but that clearly won’t be the case here. Loot Ninja also asked me to include a photo of myself if possible, but I decided against it, since the goal of hiring new writers is to bring in more traffic; putting my picture where everyone could see it would certainly drive traffic (far) away. Just imagine I look like Brad Pitt, and we’ll get through this together, I promise.
My name is Karl Vanderslice (no, not that Karl), and like most everyone reading this site, I’ve been playing games just about my entire natural born life – all twenty-one years of it. I’m primarily what you would call a “PC gamer”, since most of my gaming is done on a “Personal Computer”. I also have a PlayStation 3 and my trusty Nintendo DS, and have just recently become aware of the pure concentrated awesome that is the PlayStation Portable. When I’m not gaming, I enjoy watching foreign films The Big Lebowski on loop and collecting neo-classical art fishing.
I’m rather excited to be writing here, Loot Ninja has been a staple in my RSS reader for a while now, and I never would have thought I’d have the chance to be a part of it. Hopefully you guys enjoy reading my take on the day to day happenings of the gaming industry, and if not, we’ll just force you to read it until you love everything I write.
Salutations!
Welcome to Loot Ninja Karl! Glad to have you on board!
Welcome Karl Vanderslice (not that Karl)! Good to have you here too!
Hola Karl! Welcome to the team.
Hi Karl, I’m testing out the comment section on your article.
Same here. Thought I’d try the L-N account with a random avatar until I throw in a better one.
Who’s “That Karl”?
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Welcome aboard Karl!
Looking foward to your contributions in the near future.
Karl:
If you could just slip the rent under my door. It’s already the 10th.
Karl? Really? Did your parents hate you, or did they just want you to grow up tough? Are you the Boy Named Sue of our generation? “Vanderslice” almost saves it (I’m going to associate you with Kimbo Slice from this point forward), that’s a name that just begs for jobs with titles (“paging Doctor/Captain/Chief-of-all-things-baller Vanderslice”) so I guess the benefit of the doubt is leaning in your favor.
In other news, i’ve been comfortable with just accepting your take on current events instead of researching for myself for some time now, and I look forward to adding a new outlet to my procrastination browsings. Best of luck in your new endeavor.
Tits
I was going to think of some clever/douchey/etc thing to say, but instead I just got home from a weekend of heavy drinking out of town. Congrats imo, tbh, imho, lol, roflmao, to be honest, in my opinion. Your mom etc.
Thanks everyone! (Even Bish and Titanus)
Not much time to play game, but if I do get time for that, I love to play, especially with my kid.