The Schwinghammer Returns…

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Well folks, it’s been a while since anyone has read a solid amount of writing from me these past few months. But having no internet will do that now won’t it?

But that’s all in the past. My internet has been restored due to some good friends moving in my building.  So you will all be reading a considerable increase of my writing. You poor bastards. And you’ll most likely be seeing me pop up in our ‘Game with Loot Ninja’ nights. So watch your asses.

If anyone’s up for a Street Fighter IV match or two let me know also yeah?

I suppose I could have written some long winded ‘I’m back, whoohoo” speech. But having woken up at 6:30 am for the second time in a row, I’m lucky that I can form words that other bipeds can understand. So instead I’ll keep it brief.

Damn, it feels good to be back.

Oh and if you’re one of those people that hate my writing I have something for you too.

Haha. Suck it.

Meh!!

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  1. You look like you’re drunk, stoned, and just had a gerbil in your ass.

  2. Schwinghammer

    Actually it was a Gerbil, two Pygmy Marmosets, an old pack of Bubblicious gum (Mint Chocolate flavored) and a VERY old copy of Electric Company magazine.

    And you don’t even want to know what I had to put up there to get all that shit out. Oi vey.

  3. Soulrain

    Wait wait did you just say you put a bunch of animals some gum and a magazine in your ASS?! I would like to know what you did to get that stuff out…

  4. that doesn’t look like a cigar to me

  5. I’m down for a couple of rounds of dropping some red barrels of whoop ass on you on SFIV. Live ID crazyblogger.

  6. Oops, should have said. Ps3 version of SFIV. Got a PS3?!

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