As Matt and Al were being wined and dined by Sony on Friday night, I was left to roam around and fend for myself. I noticed a few things at my first comic book convention.  Here is my story.

5:40 – Arrival. Wow, its crowded

5:45 – Man dressed as a cowboy buying popcorn. He has a red bandana on his face and the lady has a hard time hearing him.  Transaction is complete. He tips his hat. This is a normal occurance here.

5:47 – I can’t stop laughing about the cowboy.

5:50 – Whoa, first pair of man boobs

5:55 – Man dressed as a Ghostbuster playing Ghostbuster video game.  Bustin’ makes me feel good.

5:57 – Not a lot of girls here. Not all that surprised really.

5:58 – I need a beer.

5:59 – Make that a whiskey.

6:00 – Where is all of the LARPing?  I feel cheated.

6:03 – Asian massage booth. Offered me a rub down. Not the kind I’m currently looking for.

6:04 – There is an unusually high amount of mustaches here. Unusually high.

6:05 – Just saw my first Stormtrooper. Something tells me that it won’t be my last.

6:07 – The guy playing Riddick doesn’t look like Riddick all that much. He is trying to look tough. No one seems to believe him.

6:09 – Camel toe #1

6:12 – Moose knuckle #1.  Mooseknuckle is camel toe’s ugly sister.

6:16 – Black wolverine. Fuck yes.

6:20 – And that is a tranny. Jesus.

6:26 – Why do Asian people wear hats with animal ears? There is nothing more disturbing than seeing a 17 year asian dude wearing a kitty kat hat.

6:30 – They are having debates over at Ultimate Alliance 2 booth. The prize? A copy of Spiderman: Web of Shadows. Thanks.

6:36 – Someone dressed as Tank Girl. Just punched myself in the nutsac for knowing that.

6:40 – Hip Hop Hooray is playing at one of the booths. If Treach from Naughty by Nature saw this, I am pretty sure he would walk into oncoming traffic.

6:45 – Matt and Al have finally resurfaced.  That was a fucked up hour alone.