Lady Breaks Wii to Become Stupidest Person on the Planet

I have searched long and far for the dumbest person on the planet. I have found them. Here is her story:

A mother buys a Wii for her kids for Christmas and they are having a blast. She then finds out you can buy games over the internet for the Virtual Console and her kids wanted Sonic 2. So, instead of following the instructions like a normal adult, she asked the neighbor, who is a NEOGAF reader, and avid gamer. He tells her to “insert your credit card when prompted”.

So, when prompted. She inserts her card into the Wii. The credit card. Into the game slot. Hmm. Nothing happening here. She does it again. Twice. Now there are three credit cards jammed into a now broken Nintendo Wii. She now realizes the situation is totally fucked and calls her neighbor. She blames the neighbor for giving bad advice and wants him to buy a new Wii.

Holy. Shit. Balls. If life were like Madden, I would give her a -18 for awareness. You are by far the biggest moron that walks God’s green earth. It is a sheer miracle you were able to survive this long and a travesty that you have passed your genes onto others. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.