Loot Ninja Original: David Jaffe’s FUCK OFF Fridays

Anyone who listens to Opie and Anthony remembers their F U Friday segment where people could call in and tell their boss, ex-girlfriend, deadbeat roommate, alcoholic uncle, whatever, to basically F off. With the recent fiasco with David Jaffe’s blown out of proportion salutation at a gaming expo, we are making like Randal with the Porch Monkey… we are bringing it back. David Jaffe brought us, oh I don’t know, games like Twisted Metal and God of War. That alone pretty much means he can bang our girlfriends and we would be honored.

Send us a comment and let us know who you want to tell F Off. It can be anyone, hopefully gaming related. Telling us to F off, although very creative, won’t get posted. Furthermore, some of the very best will get a prize….a Little Big Prize perhaps. So get creative and send them in.

Fuck Off Friday – October 31, 2008:

Fuck OFF to you, Xbox 360 for making me pay money to clothe my avatar. I’d rather walk around butt ass naked than pay for a Sean Jean sweatshirt.

Fuck OFF to you, PS3 for your mandatory game installs. My 40 gb HDD is almost full and I have maybe 6 games installed on it. Looks like I will be buying a 200 gb HDD now, so that $100 bucks you saved me didn’t pan out.

Fuck OFF to you, Nintendo Wii. You sit on my entertainment center, staring at me and laughing because I paid more than MSRP to get you and your gaming library is insulting.