This is an original feature to Loot Ninja that will continue to debut every Monday at 5 pm. Caveat Emptor is a legal term for “Buyer Beware”. We give you the heads up on mistakes we have made buying things.
This week: Sack of ten White Castle sliders versus the human digestive system.
Mistake: Actually believing that eating 10 hamburgers would result in anything but nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Basically. the worst parts of the Bible.
Reality: White Castle sack of ten is a greasy Leviathan, hellbent on ruining your work week one shooting pain at a time.
Outcome. Self imposed social exile is the only plausible solution. Anything else, you are setting yourself for utter disaster and criticism amongst peers, both work and non-work related.
Final price: If you’re reading this, its too late. Accept your fate like a man. Eat a sack of ten once, shame on you. Eat a sack of ten twice, you deserve every minute of it.
Caveat Emptor: Hungover, slightly high college student looking for a cheap lunch.
I love this feature even more everytime I read it. It’s short, straight to the point, and funny.
P.S. try eating 10 white castle burgers sold at Store 24, they’re frozen so have fun heating them up then shitting out diarrhea!
One time me, Al, and another guy got a Crave Case (30 sliders), 3x fries and 3x onion rings for lunch. We were all working together at the same place at the time. No one got anything done the entire afternoon and the whole office smelled horrible. Never doing that again…
Do I smell a white castle slider eating contest between Max and I again? I think he deserves a rematch after I utterly destroyed him in that Ice cream eating contest (god how long ago was that… probably like 40-50 pounds ago)
Scuba… If you can’t eat 10 burgers fries and a drink you’re a pussy biotch…
Max. I can easily eat 10 burgers. I can also suck my own dick. Doesn’t mean I have to.
But you do on a regular basis. You also enjoy both so don’t pretend it negatively affects you.
How about if I eat 10 wendys 3/4 pound burgers you guys all give me $10 each
Haha like I could really do that
Wtf? Lmfaoo @ Scuba.
Wendys?!? I’d eat 10 burgers and 100 chicken nuggets! Their nuggets are delicious, no homo.
10 White Castles fuck you up? Pussy.
The only thing that has ever fucked up my stomach was a cheesesteak from Yankee Stadium. I think it came with a side of salmonella.