It’s Monday and I feel like shit. Good times are not being had over in this neck of the woods. We cranked out a lot last week in case you missed anything. Soulja Boy is an ass, Spore patches kill your Mac, and all kinds of other goodness. The first editorial for one of our new writers, Max, hit this morning as well. Here’s the goods:

Reviews/Impressions/Previews:

• Review: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 All Play (Wii)
• Review: SimCity Creator (Wii)
• Review: Pure (Xbox 360)
• Impressions: LittleBitPlanet Beta (PS3)

Podcasts:

• No Podcast This Week – October 7th Edition

Editorial/Loot Ninja:

• My Fellow Ninjas…
• Wii is Art
• Souljaboy Does Halo 3
• Peter Molyneux Hates Puppies
• Qore Subscription Downloading is an Enormous Pain
• Spore Patch for Mac Breaks Everything
• Soulja Boy Calls Out All Gamers
• Soulja Boy Xbox Live Punk
• Who Wants to Write for Loot Ninja? Last Chance!
• Gears 2 Best Buy Pre-Order Beware the Fine Print
• Week in Games – Releases for Week of October 6th

News:

• PS3 and PSP Getting Firmware Updates This Week
• Starcraft II is a Trilogy
• Patapon 2 is on the Way
• New Xbox 360 Experience Dated
• Halo 3: Recon Details Explained
• Portal: Prelude Released on PC
• PSP Plus Gives DualShock 3 Support to Resitance: Retribution
• Wrath of the Lich King System Requirements Revealed
• Tekken 6 No Longer Sony Exclusive
• The Flood Confirmed in Halo Wars
• Halo 3: Recon Confirmed and Debut Trailer
• Peter Molyneux Makes a Strange Request
• Second Metal Gear Online Expansion Pack is Coming