I’m Max, the new guy over here. You’ll see me writing some editorials here and there, rants and raves, whatever I feel is important. You may remember me from the Halo 3 marathons a while back where I attempted to defeat the Xbox 360. I have since fully recovered and finally regained the vision in both my eyes. My top five games, in no specific order, are Halo 3, Goldeneye (N64), Super Mario Brother (Nes), Starcraft, and the Guitar Hero franchise, but I’m always testing the waters on new games– few satisfy.
Until you hear from me again, “Go fuck yourself San Diego.”
Everybody join me in welcoming Max to the Loot Ninja Crew! As always, initiations are completely up to you guys
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Welcome to the Loot Ninja Crew! Your Wii article had great points, I can’t wait to read more of your rants, haha.
Damn I wanted to photo shop his picture and put a ninja mask on him, next time
My, you are quite hairy
Welcome aboard.
alright, a few of pointers for you:
Steve thinks he has the biggest balls of all time. Although he cant help but stutter over them. It may be true considering he had once been given a chance to try out for the new york giants at tight end (on and off the field).
Al is the dorkiest gamer on this site, although he’s not that good at gaming and everyday wishes his balls were as big as Steve’s. To prove this point, he makes up his own mind about the new halo teaser after Steve already made a perfect prediction. Al’s prediction was shot down in flames with Bungie’s release of the new trailer; while glorifying Steve’s unprecedented knowledge of Halo lore. Also, the term ‘FTW’ has never seen so much press as it does in Al’s blogs….i mean posts…i mean articles…i mean whatever he calls them now-a-days.
And that leaves Matt. All in all, he’s a good guy. Make him happy, and I’m sure he’ll pay you well, even though he’s married
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There’s other guys on here too, i think? but no one knows about them.
anyway, have fun, and don’t make the controller too sticky.