This is new weekly feature at Loot Ninja. Every Monday at noon, I am going to bring you something or someone to watch out for. This mostly encompasses advice for not buying things gaming related but will also sometimes give you the 411 on things you need to be aware of.

Suspect: Old Man Watching Porn at Work

Last known whereabouts: Sitting in his office watching online smut with the door wide open.

Distinguishing features: There is porn on the screen. Also note the pictures of his children to the left; usually he flips it down so they can’t watch. Sometimes he doesn’t.

Instructions: Approach with care and do not engage in a handshake or touch anything in his office. He is able to bring down firewalls and kill bandwidth with terabytes of streaming porn, so don’t try to stop him.

Conclusion: Many people watch illicit material on their computers. Most do it at home.  Steer clear of Old Man Watching Porn at Work, he may work right next to you. Chances are he is watching porn as you read this. Caveat Emptor.

Photos obtained from Loot Ninja Field Agent 069.  Hit the jump for more evidence.