Posts|Comments

The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster

Alison Carroll 1

From the too good to be true files, Eidos has now made internet history. Lara Croft, the first female gaming star and spank bank fodder for fanboys everywhere has been tainted. The latest model to portray Lara has some grooming problems to say the least.  Grooming problems of the female nature as if she had Don King in a leglock. You’re going to have to see this for yourself.  The picture is borderline NSFW, so its after the jump. Beware, you may be a changed person.

Alison Carroll 2

Alison Carroll 3

Alison Carroll 4

del.icio.us:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster digg:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster newsvine:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster reddit:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster gametaggr:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster n4g:The Tomb Raider Photoshoot Disaster

7 Comments

Write a Comment»
  1. Ian
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 1:42 am | Permalink
    1

    i read “don king” and thought i would see pubic hair… there is none to be found! maybe razor stubble at best and even that is not clear in these pics. I do know one thing for sure, if you are going to animate giant teets on the character, the real life model better be packing heat in that bra as well, and this chick is not. she is not worthy of the title.

  2. nostars
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 7:26 am | Permalink
    2

    All she has is a five o’clock shadow on her cooter. I was expecting much worse.

  3. Posted August 14, 2008 at 9:06 am | Permalink
    3

    I just dont understand how the staff didnt catch this when doing test shots? They could have at least seen soemhting was a bit off down there and asked her to stop doing leg kicks over her head.

  4. EHT
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm | Permalink
    4

    Too many open leg shots ugh.

  5. Gabriel
    Posted October 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm | Permalink
    5

    u have only selected the worst pics that are also rarely seen as i have never seen these before, i you were to watch the videos of her on youtube you would see she is worthy of the tomb raider title.

  6. Jonathan Cox
    Posted October 29, 2008 at 6:35 pm | Permalink
    6

    Dude, whatever. She’s totally hot, and hotter still for the crotch shots. Razor stubble down there? It just means she shaves! I repeat: Hoooooooooooooot.

  7. krizzz
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 8:08 pm | Permalink
    7

    What a disaster, indeed tomb rider is dead.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*