An avid GTA IV fan is selling their BMW on the internet. You may ask why this is significant? Well, he copied Brucie’s dating profile and added other character defining details into the car’s description. He did so the same reason dog’s lick their balls; because they can. Here is the listing. Chances are this kid is a giant, giant douche.
Car looks nice, but the owner seems like an asshat.
“This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous.”
who wants a car that smells like a turd just had sex in it
broken link
The car probably has love stains on the seats.
Asshat… OK.
GENETICALLY DIFFERENT, BABY!