It is natural for a young man in his early teens to start noticing the fairer sex. Some kids start getting hard-ons in class for no reason and others have their voice crack and the most inopportune time. Others go on a 30k spending spree with their buddies that culminates in Team Slayer matches with some hookers.

A 13 yr old Texas boy, Ralph Hardy, swiped his dad’s credit card and took him and his buddies on a wild frenzy where they ended up getting a hotel room, room service, and eventually some female escorts. They brought their Xbox along and played Halo with their female friends. The hotel got a little suspicious after they kept ordering room services staples like Fritos, Oreos, and Dr. Pepper. When asked how they got the money by the hotel and the hookers they said:

They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

I would have at least made them play strip Slayer or something.

Thanks to EHT for sending this in!

::EDIT:: Unfortunately this story has been debunked and proven to be a hoax. Too bad I think a kid with this guys skills can go places.