You know. It’s uncanny. I was just thinking to myself ‘hey, I’ve got ten thousand dollars I don’t know how waste properly - maybe I can buy some sort of fake horse that I can straddle awkwardly. Better yet, maybe I can find one with a screen hooked up to it so i can pretend I’m riding!!’

I dared to dream it - and yet it came true. It’s called the Ridemaster Pro. Wow. There is no god.

So I suppose the best news is that as far as fake horses go this is as good as it gets right now. It has an array of sensors to deliver as real an experience as possible without having a real horse. You can even kick it when it doesn’t obey you. Huh.

You know what? I just don’t get it. If your going to spend 10k on something horse related, why not just buy a horse for gods sake. Or at least rent one or something. this abomonation it both sad and scary. I mean, unless your that chick from The Ring there is no reason to own this thing - ever.

And the fact that they’ve actually placed this thing out doors is like running up and punching mother nature dead in the face. Thank guys.

So there it is folks - what do you think? Super fun or super shitty? Let us know.

Later.