The Nintendo Wii adds an absolute classic this week to its Virtual Console lineup. The street brawl that started it all. Thats right. Double Dragon. I think Marian goes down as the biggest succubus in the history of gaming. Not only does she get punched in the stomach in the first scene because she is out trying to score some street wang, she makes Billy and Jimmy fight over her at the end if you played two player. Bros before hoes in my book. Hit the jump for the description, as if you need it and pricing.

Double Dragon (NES®, 1-2 players, Rated Everyone 10+ — Mild Violence, 500 Wii Points): Double Dragon begins with Billy Lee’s girlfriend, Marian, being kidnapped by a group called the Black Warriors. They demand to know the secrets of Billy’s martial-arts style in exchange for his girlfriend. However, Billy won’t stand for these underhanded tactics and decides to rescue her himself. Help him fight through city streets, buildings, jungles, temples and various other locations in a quest to find his girl. He’ll gain experience by using different fighting techniques to obtain more hearts, which will unlock more powerful techniques to use against his enemies. Keep an eye out for crates, boulders, whips, bats, knives and even dynamite along the way, as Billy can also use them to annihilate opponents. Armed with his mysterious and powerful martial arts, help Billy pummel his way through an array of goons, gang members and other Black Warrior scum to free Marian from their clutches.