Uwe Boll Asks Blizzard to Make a World of Warcraft Movie

By Steve Kohlbecker | Posted in Loot Ninja | Tagged Movies and TV, Uwe Boll, World of Warcraft

Oh jesus, God, no. Its the end of the world…of Warcraft. Uwe Boll should be called King Feces. Everything he touches turns to doody. The oft-maligned movie director turned self-defined genius has asked Blizzard to sell the rights to his company so he can make the first WoW movie. Blizzard responded, ever so politely:

We will not sell the movie rights, not to you… especially not to you.

And like that, Azeroth was saved. To be honest, it was never in any real danger. Do you really think they would undercut themselves and sell the beloved franchise to perhaps the most hated director in the gaming world to make a movie about a game? No, me neither. Its just funny to see someone get that soundly rejected.

Written by Steve Kohlbecker on April 22, 2008 at 6:00 pm.
and tagged Movies and TV, Uwe Boll, World of Warcraft
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EHT

Posted April 22, 2008 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

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Wait, did they really say that to Boll? LMFAO.
Max

Posted April 22, 2008 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

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If that is a direct quote I will love blizzard for life, for life
EHT

Posted April 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

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I looked it up, yeah it is a direct quote. I didn’t believe it at first, but now that I absorbed the fact that Blizzard is badass I love them for life too. Lol.
wow quest help

Posted April 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

4
I don’t see something like this working.
CJ

Posted April 23, 2008 at 12:34 am | Permalink

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omg that is hilarious! Go Blizzard!
nostars

Posted April 23, 2008 at 11:32 am | Permalink

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At least Blizzard had the sense to stop him cold.