Who said that romance is dead? My current hometown, Jersey City, NJ got some news love yesterday when a software programmer modded his girlfriend’s favorite puzzle game, Bejeweled, to show a wedding proposal when she reached a certain level. A wedding ring popped up to her surprise and she obviously said yes. Wouldn’t really be newsworthy if she told the guy to fuck off.  Apparently it took this guy a month to get the mod just right. The game developer, Pop Cap, is so impressed with this dude, that they are paying for some of the wedding and giving away copies of the game as wedding favors. Hats off to you, Bernie Peng. I’m probably gonna tether a wedding ring on my dong or something when I propose. Who would say no to 2 karats suspended from a wang?

Sorry Princess O, I had this already written when I got your news tip. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.