In this adventure, listen as our self-proclaimed heroes discuss the PlayStation Store redesign, how parents prefer headshots to boobies, a World of Warcraft player suing in real life over gold farming, Gears of War 2, the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV launch and expectations for the game, and Uwe Boll and his internet debacle. We somehow manage to work in South Park and the need for upper decking. Hilarity ensues.
Entrance music: Gimme the Loot by The Notorious B.I.G.
Exit music: Montage from Team America: World Police
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Write a Comment»Cocketry like Rocketry should be a word damn it! LOL
I am so enhancing my vocab on this…”cocketry”
I wish I could take my SAT’s again, I would ace that vocab section, and then I won’t get that…based on your scores, I would have not pictured you to look like you do…your scores reflect those of an Asian Male.
WTK, females can be mathmatians…
BTW, Wicker man was a good movie…u all hate it cause, women ruled!!!
Haters…LOL
The pp-pocket p? I refuse to say that word!
Gives us a complete different meaning to…”Are you down with OPP”…LOL
Wicker man was a terrible movie because the plot was entirely too predictable. Nicholas Cage’s character was way too trusting of this village, when in reality men know women are the source of all evil and should not be trusted.
Don’t make me break out that mathematical proof (that women are evil).
I beg to differ…
“Women! What can you say? Who made ‘em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius. The hair… They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls… just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips… and when they touched, yours were like… that first swallow of wine… after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don’t care if they’re Greek columns… or secondhand Steinways. What’s between ‘em… passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin’ to me, son? I’m givin’ ya pearls here”
I can do math too. Hoo-ah!
We know that women like two things, your time and your money
Therefore
women = time x money
time = money
women = money x money
Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil
By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil
women = money x money
women = money squared = evil
and fuck Uwe Boll
Oh no he didnt!
I do agree with the attention part…we sure want attention but I think that goes both ways. Everyone needs attention, woman just want more of it, perhaps. Trust me if she/he seems she/he doesnt need attention, she/he is probably getting it else where…
In regards to $$$, I dont buy that BS anymore!!!
Most women today are independent, they are the 21st century superwomen. These professional woman even cook, clean, iron, do all the shopping for both him & her, own their homes, own their own business, drive nice a$$ cars, satisfy their man in every way possible and guess what, we even make more $$$ than them.
The problem is that men fear the new superwomen!
Move over sugar daddy’s, sugar mamma’s are invading…
LOL, my wife is my sugar momma.
She makes more than me, and it doesn’t bother me one bit.