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Parents Prefer Headshots Over Boobies

Violence vs Nudity Poll

What’s worse for your kid? Seeing an extremely lifelike human character getting his brains splattered all over a wall with a 50 caliber bullet or seeing some side-boob? According to a recent survey, the side-boob is the worst thing possible.

WhatTheyPlay, a site for parents of gamers, ran a survey to find out what is the most offensive. The four choices were: A graphically severed human head, A man and woman having sex, Multiple use of the F-word, and Two men kissing.

As you can see from the resulting graph above, both A man and women having sex and Two men kissing came in above A graphically severed human head. So let me get this straight… having your kids see sex in a game (something they ALL will be doing when they grow up) or gay attraction is much worse than someone being beheaded? What a fucked up society we live in. I guess the parents from this survey want their children to be virgin homophobic killers. We’re going to get very far as a society with a lot of those people running around. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

Thanks to Princess O for the tip!

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  1. Posted April 14, 2008 at 11:19 am | Permalink
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    If they had picked lesbians, I would have chosen that. No matter what the poll question, lesbians are always my choice.

  2. Princess O
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink
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    This is just so sad…like I said before I would rather see my offsprings turn out to be playa’s and hoochie mama’s or homosexuals b/f they become violent criminals…

    @ Steve
    BTW, not all lesbians are hot…trust me I saw two of them on a plane next to me, making out for 4 hours and there was nothing sexy about that, they were both on the masculine side…I almost vomited!

    If it was Penelope or Salma or Shakira, I would agree with your comment. I guess I’m into Latinas Lady’s…The darker the berry, the darker the juice…LOL

  3. Posted April 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink
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    Would u prefer food or lesbians, why lesbians of course. LOL

  4. Princess O
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
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    I meant…the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice…LOL

    I think that wuz TUPAC but Im too tired to think…

  5. fierce Scuba
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Permalink
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    Not all lesbians are hot, I do agree. But i’m willing to take that chance.

    Shakira Salma Penelope = muy caliente.

  6. Posted April 14, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
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    it says that parents prefer headshots over boobies, but the poll is saying that they prefer boobies over headshots..?

  7. nostars
    Posted April 15, 2008 at 8:26 am | Permalink
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    What about in Friday the 13th, where the couple is getting bizzay, and Jason, prude that he is, impales them both with a spear. Would they have a problem with the impaling, the couple having sex, or the fact that he used a phallic symbol to kill them?

  8. Posted April 15, 2008 at 8:28 am | Permalink
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    @Str8Nasty… the poll is asking what is the most offensive, so the one with the largest percentage is the one parents find the most offensive in video games, not which one they prefer

  9. Posted April 15, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink
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    oh rofl, well i still like boobies.. :)

  10. nostars
    Posted April 16, 2008 at 8:15 am | Permalink
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    ^^At least he sticks to his guns.

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