Read the headline again. Take it in. Swish it around your mouth a little. Now vomit with rage. Everyone’s favorite rapper turned crack head turned felon turned rapper turned reality star/crack head is invading the gaming universe with a mobile game. Flavor of Love will join what VH1 is calling their “popular” line of mobile games. This is NOT April Fools’ Day bullshit. I swear. Here is the press release:
The Flavor of Love” mobile game will give users a variety of quirky challenges – some from the show, some all new – in an effort to impress the world’s most eligible bachelor – Flavor Flav. Players must work their way through pie fights, sky writing and water gun battles to prove that they are worthy of Flav’s attention.
Sounds like a fucking blast. As Dave Chapelle so succinctly put it, “a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skig-skag skanks and scallywags, ho’s, heifers, heehaws, and hoolihoos.”
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Sounds pretty craptacular, just like Flav’s reality show.
Oh YEA! This is going to be sweet…
I’m so black dudes
They better have a giant Flav clock download for the phones.
I thought you said clock without the l
You would, lol.
ROFL same here needles..and this game does sound like a piece of shit..