Flavor of Love Coming to a Mobile Phone Near You

Flavor Flav

Read the headline again. Take it in. Swish it around your mouth a little. Now vomit with rage. Everyone’s favorite rapper turned crack head turned felon turned rapper turned reality star/crack head is invading the gaming universe with a mobile game. Flavor of Love will join what VH1 is calling their “popular” line of mobile games. This is NOT April Fools’ Day bullshit. I swear. Here is the press release:

The Flavor of Love” mobile game will give users a variety of quirky challenges – some from the show, some all new – in an effort to impress the world’s most eligible bachelor – Flavor Flav. Players must work their way through pie fights, sky writing and water gun battles to prove that they are worthy of Flav’s attention.

Sounds like a fucking blast. As Dave Chapelle so succinctly put it, “a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skig-skag skanks and scallywags, ho’s, heifers, heehaws, and hoolihoos.”

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  1. Bella

    now that's one scary picture

  2. nostars

    Sounds pretty craptacular, just like Flav's reality show.

  3. Fragloser

    Oh YEA! This is going to be sweet…

  4. mister needles

    I'm so black dudes

  5. nostars

    They better have a giant Flav clock download for the phones.

  6. mister needles

    I thought you said clock without the l

  7. nostars

    You would, lol.

  8. ROFL same here needles..and this game does sound like a piece of shit..

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