A minor tragedy has befallen your good friends at Loot Ninja. One our of editors, who shall remain nameless for legal reasons, had to be sent to a Queens area hospital around 11:30 PM last night. He required immediate surgery and is now in stable condition. Loot Ninja was able to get a statement from the Admitting Nurse Practitioner:
The patient had to have immediate surgery to remove what appeared to be a Nintendo Wii Remote from his rectal cavity. When the patient was asked how, he just kept repeating…”Worst Final Smash ever…” What was impressive however was that the Wii Nunchuk was also present. Needless to say he won’t be gaming or sitting down anytime soon.
Our prayers are with you and we all hope a quick recovery and some much needed therapy are in store. Loot Ninja’s health insurance plan will cover all the expenses. Please be sure to leave your good intentions for this is truly the darkest of hours.
Did they find the cord that connects the Wiimote to the nunchuck?
They were still attached.
Rule #1: Always keep track of your pooper when playing the Wii.
Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. Do we have confirmation yet if he was using the Wii Remote condom?
^^Especially when I’m bowling. “Taint Punch!”
Luckily he was not using the Wii racing wheel, he would be shitting pancakes for the rest of his life!
April 1st suxs…I so learned a valuable lesson on this one…read the complete freaking article…LOL
Don’t worry, we won’t be giving any bogus gaming news and such. Just a little poking fun at ourselves
Dude, put that thing on ebay.
Haha that is great. When I first started reading it I thought it was serious until the Wiimote part. You guys are evil but it should have been expected
LOL, yeah even I was fucking fooled. I was like shiet did one of our editors die.
if it was real i would say this gives foreplay a whole new mining but it is april first so yea
obvious april fools joke is obvious
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