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Nintendo to Get DLC, what?

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If it sounds too good to be true it probably is because it is. This may be one of the cruelest April Fool’s jokes ever. To give the budding Wii fans hope of a console that may be worth investing and the hope of DLC. Pretty funny though, I call shenanigans on the whole thing. They had me up until the point where they said that third party companies were on board, we all know that is BS.

Here is the un-official press release: (again this is not confirmed and probably a cruel joke)

REDMOND, Wash., March 29, 2008 - No one wants to play the same game forever. However, sometimes it is impractical, both for Nintendo and for our customers, to release a new sequel to all our games every year. In order to solve this problem, Nintendo will begin offering the Wii Want More™ service this May. By logging into the Wii Shop Channel players will be able to purchase new content for games they already own for a fraction of the price it would cost to buy a new game.

Hit the jump for the rest of the un-official press release.

We are pleased to announce that one of 27 games to make use of the Wii Want More service at its launch will be none other than our very own best selling Super Smash Bros.® Brawl! Starting May 13, 2008, players will be able to add four undisclosed new characters and two new stages to the already large roster included in the stand-alone game for only 10.00 USD. Our customers will be even more pleased to discover that this particular package will be offered completely free of charge for the first month after the launch of Wii Want More. A better deal has never been offered by any company in the Video Game industry.

In addition to Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Nintendo will offer content for The Legend of Zelda®: Twilight Princess, Fire Emblem™: Radiant Dawn, Metroid® Prime 3: Corruption, and Mario Kart® Wii, as well as several titles available through the Wii Ware™ service. Wii Want More will also allow our numerous third party developers to offer downloadable content for both previously released and upcoming games. This spring, be ready to ask for more!

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  1. Posted March 31, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Permalink
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    I’m gonna go with early April Fools joke by someone… Nintendo hasn’t issued any such press release. And given the fact that there is only 512mb of internal storage and currently no way to utilize the SD card, I think they will need to address this issue before announcing any type of downloadable content

  2. Posted March 31, 2008 at 12:23 pm | Permalink
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    Yeah I agree, but one can hope and dream. The funny thing is that it sounded plausable for a bit until they mentioned the thrid party developers, then I knew it was just wishful thiknking and an early joke.

  3. nostars
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 7:31 am | Permalink
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    Yeah, the timing of this just screams April Fools.

  4. mister needles
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 11:41 am | Permalink
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    Lies and Slander

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