Everyone’s favorite freedom fighter is back and this time he has high hopes. He wants to be the liason between EA and Take 2. Sort of like how Billion dollar investment mogul Warren Buffet helped the Yankees and Alex Rodriguez reach a deal. Trouble is, EA wants absolutely nothing to do with Jack. Here is what they said:

Mr. Thompson,

We have received your letter to EA’s shareholder site. In response to your offer to assist in the proposed acquisition of Take-Two, we would strongly prefer that you not get involved in this matter. EA is a strong supporter of creative freedom for game developers. We feel that your past statements – including false claims about content in our games – make any collaboration with you impossible.

Sincerely,
Mariam Sughayer
Sr. Manager Corporate Communications
Electronic Arts, Inc.

Yeah. Uber pwnage. Not one to be deterred, Jack claims he has a client who was screwed by Take 2 and wants to help them sue Take 2 thus proving how badly EA needs him. This is like a bad episode of Saved by the Bell. Some fat chick wants to get Zack’s attention, so she makes Slater look like a douche bag. I mean, stone washed denim… Anyway, keep in touch for all the muck that is fit to rake because this is only gonna get better.