Hey there gamers! You know two things that are really sad?!
1). Some dipshit kid from Amsterdam, NY hurt himself from playing Wii for multiple hours.
2). Some dipshit newspapers writes a story about it and a medical journal coines a dipshit term called Wii-itis.
Besides the fact that it was reported upon in the first place. Is this really news? Really?!
Christmas morning in Amsterdam, NY a young man by the name of Chris Isakson unwrapped a brand spanking new Nintendo Wii and proceeded to play it for hours on end (like you do). The next day Isakson complained of a soreness of the body. “I went to the bathroom, just started streching next to my bed and said ‘wow’ I’m really sore”. He went on to say that “If I just keep doing it, it won’t hurt as much because I’ll keep using those muscles”. Yeah, it’s called EXCERCISE SCHMUCK!!!!! Wow!!
The New England Journal of Medicine calls it ‘Wiiitis’. Man, what a pack of fucking morons.
Anyways.
Physical therapist Rosemary McGuire states that “This is perhaps called a play injury – a highly repetitive motion doing the same thing over and over again and over using a body part so it gets tired and worn out”. McGuire goes on to say that you should “Listen to your body and if you are a little sore just like a normal athlete put a little ice on it and give it some rest”.
Ladies and Gentlemen so much happens around the world. Valid stories that shape the globe forever (videogame related or not), and shit like this get attention. Damn.
Oh well. Durka.
Wow that’s a new low… “WiiItis”… crazy. Maybe people should get off the couch a little more often so they’re not in pain after playing Wii.
Here’s the video of the little fat kid.
http://capitalnews9.com/shared/video/video_pop.asp?destlist=114054
Yeah, he definitely doesn’t do anything other than sit on the couch all day. No wonder using any muscles is tough for him
thats so stupid, i hope (boy do i hope) it doesn’t catch on.
He is stiff because obviosly hasn’t had any excercise since he was out of his mothers womb my god that kids fat I gotta show my friend this (since he actually owns one) he is gonna laugh his ass off.
What a load of shit. People getting hurt over what, a game of fucking bowling? If that lazy sack of shit kid ever bothered to pick up anything other than donuts, he wouldn’t pull a muscle turning the Wii on.
Heh, good one.
Negrodamus sees Adult Onset Diabetes for this little fat bastard in about 11 years.