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(In a lobby, waiting for a game to start. Gamer #2 is singing, badly)

Gamer #1: Gamer #2, I have a question for you. If you were on Brokeback Mountain, who would you be, Jake or Heath?

Gamer #2: (High pitched voice) Umm, what?

Gamer #3: Oh, he is definitely a Jake

Gamer #4 Yeah, agreed. 100% Jake.

Gamer #1: Have another Heath bar buddy. Good luck though.