Your almost daily dose of hilarity.
(Team slayer where Gamer #1, probably 12 at the most, is a distant last on a winning team)
Gamer #2: Hey Gamer #1, what did the priest say to the rabbi?
Gamer #1: Umm, I dunno, what?
Gamer #2: That you absolutely suck.
By “probably 12 at most”, did you mean they had that annoying high-pitched voice? Either way another classic.