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	<title>Comments on: A Letter to John Madden from Washington Redskins Long Snapper Ethan Albright</title>
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	<description>Guard your jewels... we&#039;re coming for em</description>
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		<title>By: Jim Bob</title>
		<link>http://loot-ninja.com/2007/08/23/a-letter-to-john-madden-from-washington-redskins-long-snapper-ethan-albright/comment-page-1/#comment-50155</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 03:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want to know how he really feels.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to know how he really feels.</p>
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		<title>By: Roycearoo</title>
		<link>http://loot-ninja.com/2007/08/23/a-letter-to-john-madden-from-washington-redskins-long-snapper-ethan-albright/comment-page-1/#comment-49932</link>
		<dc:creator>Roycearoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They say the smartest players in the NFL are Offensive Linemen.  This puts the Offensive in linemen and proove brain power is more important than man power.  You&#039;ll go far Ethan, long after your NFL career.  Have you given thought to writing for Howard Stern?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say the smartest players in the NFL are Offensive Linemen.  This puts the Offensive in linemen and proove brain power is more important than man power.  You&#8217;ll go far Ethan, long after your NFL career.  Have you given thought to writing for Howard Stern?</p>
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		<title>By: fierce Scuba</title>
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		<dc:creator>fierce Scuba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fake or not, this had to be said. I just wish I had penned it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake or not, this had to be said. I just wish I had penned it.</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny Hopkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnny Hopkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the funniest thing I have read this year! I had to stop several times because I laughed so hard I couldn&#039;t breath. I loved the line &quot;you make it seem like I get up every morning, helplesly piss and shit myself, and lose 3 teeth before I realize I&#039;m trying to eat a rock for breakfast.&quot; That nearly made me piss myself, also the PERIOD Boom PERIOD 
Great!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the funniest thing I have read this year! I had to stop several times because I laughed so hard I couldn&#8217;t breath. I loved the line &#8220;you make it seem like I get up every morning, helplesly piss and shit myself, and lose 3 teeth before I realize I&#8217;m trying to eat a rock for breakfast.&#8221; That nearly made me piss myself, also the PERIOD Boom PERIOD<br />
Great!</p>
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		<title>By: wiggum</title>
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		<dc:creator>wiggum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>funniest shit i have ever read, period.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>funniest shit i have ever read, period.</p>
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		<title>By: Curtis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Curtis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60&quot;


OMFG!! I am crying! This letter is so funny I had to cut and paste it into a word doc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60&#8243;</p>
<p>OMFG!! I am crying! This letter is so funny I had to cut and paste it into a word doc.</p>
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		<title>By: steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy shit... that was probably the funniest fucking thing i have ever read in my life... the best line in that was &quot;According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell.&quot; i actually fell over laughing at that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>holy shit&#8230; that was probably the funniest fucking thing i have ever read in my life&#8230; the best line in that was &#8220;According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell.&#8221; i actually fell over laughing at that</p>
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		<title>By: drunk pandas</title>
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		<dc:creator>drunk pandas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best line ever. Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. LOL

Made me spit water across the desk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best line ever. Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. LOL</p>
<p>Made me spit water across the desk</p>
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		<title>By: taz8080</title>
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		<dc:creator>taz8080</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well played! boom!</description>
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		<title>By: CJ</title>
		<link>http://loot-ninja.com/2007/08/23/a-letter-to-john-madden-from-washington-redskins-long-snapper-ethan-albright/comment-page-1/#comment-14040</link>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahaha! that was hilarious.  Classic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahaha! that was hilarious.  Classic.</p>
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