Its happened. I officially want out of the video game business. I almost drank bleach when I saw the Dirty Dancing game. Now this. The guys from Jackass had this whole counter culture bravada about themselves, yet this is selling out to the nth degree. Commercials, fine. Hey, if Loot Ninja got a commercial spot I would do it in a second. But this is Vanilla Ice bad. I respect guys who can take a Jai Alai propelled orange to the junk or roll down a hill in a tire. Yet this game, especially the DDR port of party boy dancing for a full 2 minutes in a banana hammock made me want to run backwards through a cornfield in december. Even gay guys would be like, wow, thats pretty gay. You know how I know you’re gay, because you make straight guys play through this level that is neither challenging, nor purposeful, nor on the right side of straight.
Watch if you dare.












