Feb082010

Review: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (iPhone)

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, true to fashion, throws your character straight into the gritty underworld of Liberty City. The player is quickly hastened into an avalanche of murder, theft, and all-out war with the Triad underbosses. Your character is the son of a Chinese Triad Boss. Your father is murdered, and a priceless family heirloom is stolen in the process. Your mission? Avenge your father’s murder, and retrieve the artifact by any means necessary, all while climbing the ladder of criminal-success. It’s kill or be-killed in the crime riddled Liberty City, and while playing this game, you will experience plenty of both.

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Feb082010

Case of the Mondays – Treehouse of Fail

I could have easily embedded one of the Super Bowl commercials from last night because some of them weren’t bad and I am extremely lazy. Instead, here is a drunk guy trying to rescue his drunk friend from a treehouse. Extra points for him doing so with a beer in his hand.


Drunk Guy Owned by Ladder – Watch more Funny Videos

Feb082010

Twisted Gamer Radio – Sucking Off The PS3

Hey kids!  Enjoy the Twisted Gamer Radio podcast for this week.  Dalyn sucks off Sony’s Peter Dille (P-funk) with some PS3 smack talk vs. the 360, and we have a Twisted Gamer re-enactment. Plus, how to win a million dollars in MLB2K10, and we mention how to get all of the cool prizes in our Loot-Ninja giveaways.

On Today’s Show:

- Microsoft releases the 250GB HD in Japan

- Kid stabs his dad over his Playstation 3 gaming

- E-Play shuts down in Best Buy and Wal-mart

- February game releases

- How to win a million dollars in MLB2K10

- Loot Ninja giveaways

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Feb082010

Winners: Halo Legends Blu-Ray Giveaway

It’s time to announce the winners. Thanks to Warner Home Video, we’ve got three copies of Halo Legends on Blu-Ray to give away. Many entered, but only three of you can win. We ran the contest through our super special random winner generator and came up with three names. Without further ado, here are the winners, in no particular order.

  • JWoWW
  • Daniel D
  • Phatcorns

Congrats to the winners! You’ll be notified by email later in the day, so check your inbox. Thanks for everyone who entered. We want to thank Warner Home Video again for providing the copies of Halo Legends! Keep coming back for more from your friends here at Loot Ninja.

Feb082010

Week in Loot Ninja – February 8th Edition

Since my Super Bowl plans involved a lot of drinking, you can rest easy knowing this was written before the big game. Even though football was the big deal this weekend, I couldn’t get Mass Effect 2 off my mind. I’m taking my time through the game and loving every minute of it. But back to this week. In a few short hours, we’ll be announcing the winners of our Halo Legends giveaway and we’ve got a lot more planned, so keep checking back.

Originals/Editorial/Loot Ninja:

Reviews/Impressions/Previews:

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Feb072010

Final Reminder: Halo Legends Blu-Ray Giveaway

This is your last chance, friends. Thanks to Warner Home Video, we’ve got three copies of Halo Legends on Blu-Ray to give away. You know you want one.

The Blu-Ray has the full 1080p version of Halo Legends, a Making Of documentary, Halo: The Story So Far recapping the Halo Universe through the end of Halo 3, and commentary from Frank O’Conner and Joseph Chou.

To enter, just leave a comment in THE ORIGINAL POST. Comments left here will not count as entries. The contest ends TONIGHT, so you have until 11:59pm ET to enter. We’ll announce the winners on Monday. We want to thank Warner Home Video again for providing the copies of Halo Legends!

Feb062010

BioShock 2 Won’t Have Local Multiplayer

I know quite a few people who will be upset by this news. On a developer call yesterday, 2K Marin revealed that BioShock 2 will not have local multiplayer options or system link. Everything will be online only. It’s a shame.

Local multiplayer seems to be going away this generation, which is a pity. I still love getting together with friends to play in the same room. Fighting games and the co-op revolution are helping, but on the competitive side, the outlook isn’t very bright. Some of the biggest multiplayer games the past few years have skipped this ability.

While online is a huge aspect for games, it’s sad to see so many developers neglecting what really started the whole multiplayer gaming revolution: punching your friend for killing you while playing on your couch.

Feb052010

Review: Sims 3 World Adventures (Part 3) – France

This is the last part of my three part review of The Sims 3 expansion, World Adventures. In the first one I covered the adventures in China, the second one covered the adventures in Egypt, today we go to France. The setting is a beautiful French countryside called Champ Les Sims. In the distance you can see the Eiffel Tower but you can’t visit or interact with it. That was a bit disappointing as the advertising made it seem like it was a possibility. The disappointed left quickly as started to play…

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Feb052010

Friday Feel Good Video – Butter + Wet Floor = Faceplant

This is a total dick move. Who butters the floor of a bathroom so their roomate hits their face on a tile floor? Is it funny, of course it is. If I was the dude that fell, I would be bare ass farting on every pillow in the house until someone got pink eye.


Brutal Buttered Shower Floor Faceplant – Watch more Funny Videos

Feb052010

Reminder: Current Contests

Just a friendly reminder from your friends here at Loot Ninja about our current contests.We like giving things away and you like winning.

If you want to win yourself a copy of Halo Legends on Blu-Ray, head on over to this-a-way and drop a comment for your chance to win. You can enter once per day to increase the odds of getting a copy.

Loot Ninja t-shirts await those of you with the best or worst gaming setups according to Justin. Drop on over to the article on the matter and submit your entry to try and win.

Keep coming back and we’ll keep giving things away!